Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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