Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
you would pick up someone in the library
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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