i just had sex bonerless
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
