He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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