its not stalking. its research.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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