Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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