you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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