Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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