dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
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I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
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I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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