its not stalking. its research.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
