I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I don't deserve a penis
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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