im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
