i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
whose ass print is on the piano?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
