Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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