Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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