Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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