Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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