this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
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her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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