No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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