Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
