remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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