Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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