So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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