Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize