I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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