Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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