Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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