You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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