i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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