he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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