awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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