what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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