have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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