Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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