so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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