All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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