Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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