seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
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I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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