areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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