i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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