you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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