My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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