I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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