but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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