i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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