Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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