wrigley field is MILF paradise
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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