One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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