walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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