he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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