That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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