i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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